An amateur mistake was made by university officials when they believed internet users could be decent people that do not send dick pics. In an attempt to connect to the young generation of students, our beloved Wolfie, with the blessings of President Stanley created a Snapchat account in July of 2014. Almost immediately after it was made, the flood came. This was not natural disaster, but a man-made catastrophe. This was a flood of penises. Thousands upon thousands of images and videos of dicks shattered the innocence of Wolfie within hours of his account's creation.
With all the mental strength he could muster, Wolfie realized his mistake of underestimating the internet and came to the understanding that dicks on the internet are a sad but expected part of the task he chose to undertake.
It has been almost a year since the account's creation now, but enough is enough. unable to continue any longer against the freakish forces of phallic foot-longs, university administration has decided to officially shut down the Snapchat account, and end Wolfie's torment
With all the mental strength he could muster, Wolfie realized his mistake of underestimating the internet and came to the understanding that dicks on the internet are a sad but expected part of the task he chose to undertake.
It has been almost a year since the account's creation now, but enough is enough. unable to continue any longer against the freakish forces of phallic foot-longs, university administration has decided to officially shut down the Snapchat account, and end Wolfie's torment
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