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What's A Seawolf? Don’t Answer That, You Cisgendered Hetero White Scum

9/28/2015

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​After enduring a hate-filled campus environment for years, our beloved mascot, Wolfie the ACTUAL Seawolf has had enough. As recently as the last football game Wolfie fell victim to blatant cultural appropriation as students repeatedly chanted, “What’s a Seawolf?” only to reply, “I’m A Seawolf” though the stadium was almost entirely seated by human fans. Things only became worse as the game progressed as the insensitive audience lost all sense of civility and began shouting racial slurs. When asked, “Seawolves, what is your profession?” the reply was only mocking Wolfie’s native language with “AWOO AWOO AWOO”, which Wolfie claimed was nothing but absolute gibberish making no sense in his native tongue. 

Formally filing a complaint against Stony Brook University Administration, Wolfie has detailed the ongoing insensitivity and micro-aggressions he sees being promoted throughout the student body, not only by students, but shockingly by professors and athletic staff as well, who are all disturbingly comfortable wearing clothing which Wolfie claims depicts racist caricatures him and other Seawolves.

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