In an attempt to quell rumors that Stony Brook has become an eternal construction site, President Stanley held a press conference, stating that "Such gossip is preposterous."
Sources from university administration who wish to remain anonymous claim to have seen President Stanley locking himself in his office for days at a time only to hear the "Bob the Builder" theme song emanating through the door.
Sources from university administration who wish to remain anonymous claim to have seen President Stanley locking himself in his office for days at a time only to hear the "Bob the Builder" theme song emanating through the door.
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