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Potheads Rejoice! As USG announces this year's Roth Regatta theme is the fantasy and magic of Harry Potter.
And for those of you new and/or unfamiliar with the magical franchise, Snape kills Dumbledore. To celebrate the work of evolutionary pioneer Charles Darwin, Stony Brook is proud to offer a free "Darwinian Meal" to all environmentally fit students. When asked what a "Darwinian Meal" was, President Stanley quickly grabbed the the weakest and most juicy reporter yelling "Surivial of the fittest!" as he then proceeded to eat the genetically inferior reporter. David Attenborough narrated the events.
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