As the new semester starts, the number of students who vowed to "totally study and not slack off" this semester is at an all time high.
Stanley of the House of Seawolves, First of His Name, President of the University and the Students, Lord of the Six Undergraduate Colleges and Protector of the Campus
As winter has finally come to Stony Brook, President Stanley commissions the construction of a massive fortification of ice around Roosevelt quad to protect the campus from the monsters and wildlings beyond the wall. Applications are currently being accepted for the new position of Lord Commander of The Wall.
Then the Lord asked him, "What is your name?"