Campus emergency services has announced that all classes for Monday and Tuesday have been canceled due to the expected snowfall. University Administration and Campus Dining Services would like to remind students to stop stealing salt shakers as the school's limited budget makes it the only source of salt for the roads.
We look back in history on this day in memory of a man who fought for civil rights for all Americans and people of the world.
When asked for a few words of comment on this day, University officials quickly scrambled to get out their smartphones and show us on facebook that they are not racist and many of their friends are black.
Then the Lord asked him, "What is your name?"