Patriot or Traitor, Clarice?
In an interview with Bradley (now Chelsea) Manning, we asked about his/her gender, and he only responded "It rubs the lotion on its skin."
In response to USG's announcement to make an announcement, we are announcing that we're prepared to announce that we will announce something
Like White On (Not) Rice
Emperor Stanley has banned rice cookers on campus. Protecting the public safety or fighting he yellow menace?
FALL CONCERT EXCLUSIVE INSIDE SCOOP
We can report that the concert lineup will be Vanilla Ice. Due to budgeting issues, the show will only consist of Vanilla Ice performing "Ice Ice Baby" for 3 hours straight.
Then the Lord asked him, "What is your name?"