Free Food! But at What Cost?
The new semester kicks off in Stony Brook with a bang as campus services offer free food and drink in a show of festivity. But we here at the Stony Brook Enquirer know this is nothing but a pathetic ploy by campus administration to distract new students from the serious issue of-OHMYGOSH THEY HAVE FREE CUPCAKES.
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