We are pleased to announce with millions of turkeys slaughtered this year, we will finally have enough animal blood to complete this year's Black Friday ritual to appease the big retail CEOs and guarantee low prices for all our heathen, gentile subscribers this holiday season. Happy shopping!
VOTE OR DIE
Just a friendly reminder for all you citizens to GET THE FUCK OUT AND VOTE TOMORROW.
While Lord Xenu would prefer to become your galactic overlord through democratic means, he is not beyond the use of devine force and terror.
All hail his shiny carapace.
Then the Lord asked him, "What is your name?"