To celebrate the work of evolutionary pioneer Charles Darwin, Stony Brook is proud to offer a free "Darwinian Meal" to all environmentally fit students. When asked what a "Darwinian Meal" was, President Stanley quickly grabbed the the weakest and most juicy reporter yelling "Surivial of the fittest!" as he then proceeded to eat the genetically inferior reporter. David Attenborough narrated the events.
Then the Lord asked him, "What is your name?"