Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Its sure you make you say "What the fuck?"
Its our school of Stony Brook!
Students scream during finals night!
This is Stony Brook, go ahead, take a look
Your dumbass roommate just forgot to shut the light
Its our school, everybody scream!
You got an "F" in your last dream
I am the stoner passed out in your bed
Don't give a fuck that my eyes are red
I am the asian who won't go to sleep
playing league of legends until you weep
This is Stony Brook! This is Stony Brook!
Stony Brook! Stony Brook! Stony Brook! Stony Brook!
In this school, pay your fees
Everyone hail to the U.S.G.!
In this school, don't you love it now?
Everyone's waiting for the next construction site
Deep in Roosevelt hiding in the alley way
Something's smelling dank, and how you'll puke!
Scream! This is Stony Brook!
Red and gray, wait, what? Gray?!
Are you confused?
Well so am I
Pick your class carefully!
Take the chance or PNC
Order dominos in the dead of night!
Everybody scream! Cheer for our team!
In our school on Halloween!
I Am the man in the F.S.A.
Those increased prices are here to stay!
I am the guy who won't shut up in class
Raising my hand to kiss the teacher's ass!
I am the drunk in the dorm on Thursday
missing the toilet not my problem anyway!
This is Stony Brook! This is Stony Brook!
Stony Brook! Stony Brook! Stony Brook! Stony Brook!
Sheltered students everywhere,
Going to college must be a huge scare
I don't really mean to be mean
but who the fuck can't work a laundry machine?!
In this campus, don't we love it now?
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise!
President Stanley might send out an email
and talk of Ebola to make you not give a shit!
This is Stony Brook, won't you all take a look!
Please make way for a very special guy:
Mascot Wolfie is king of the Seawolves
everyone hail to the Seawolf king now!
This is Stony Brook! This is Stony Brook!
Stony Brook! Stony Brook! Stony Brook! Stony Brook!
In this school, pay your fees
Everyone hail to the U.S.G.!